What happens when my sons go momentarily unattended...

I moved the cucumbers and dip to the dining room table while I went to finish preparing supper... the boys made their move to the table for their "appetizer". This is what a found a couple minutes later...

Why are Jordan's shoes still on?
Why is he standing on the table with his shoes on?
Why does Jude have a bowl of cucumbers on his head?

All excellent questions...

YOUR guess is as good as mine!